- Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
- Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
- Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
- Me: I am very afraid of the dark.
- Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
- Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?
- Drake: Not at all I ju-
- Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
- Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
- Me: You pickin up the tab?
- Drake: *nods*
- Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.
you guys … you really dont understand how bad i want a boy to give me intense sexy looks while i ugly eat!!!
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Season 2, Episode 12 “Secrets” (2 Feb. 2001)
#or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes #or like when someone shops too much with credit cards #or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries #or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake #or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up #and then it would just fade out and say executive producer dick wolf
Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid